Pretensions and Delusions

A mirror site for my journal at http://djmahon.livejournal.com/ (Pretensions and Delusions). Because I don't waste enough of my time on the net as it is.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Moments of Levity

I shouldn't post this.

No, really--I shouldn't. But I just can't help it.

Working the main lobby can be boring as dirt. Seriously--how entertained can you be by a parade of humanity's most desperate? But there are moments.

It was myself, Franco, Ellie, and Joe working the main lobby two days ago. Ellie was half dead from working an overtime shift the night before, and was sitting at the desk.

What happens next is childishly simple; I mean, it's kindergarten level-humor. Seriously.

But there was Ellie, sitting at the desk with her head in her hands, a heartbeat away from falling asleep. And Franco chose that moment to call the phone on the desk. And then hang up when she answered.

As I said, childishly simple.

But oh so simple.

Because the three of us were giggling like school kids who just gave the teacher a hotfoot.

I guess you had to be there.

Updates

Still alive, still on the job (such as it is).

Still waiting for a uniform. Hell's bells--I got a radio in less time than it took to get a uniform. Right now, I look like a banker with a two-way clipped to his belt.

We are insanely busy these days--Saturday, we have between 40-50 overtime positions that need to be filled. That's more than we have officers in the department.

A loooong summer looms ahead.


Writing-wise, I haven't done diddly--I'm so busy, I can barely think. What reading I get done is done on the train to and from work--and I only manage a few pages at a time at that. Currently, I'm trying to digest Alastair Reynold's Pushing Ice. Finished John C. Wright's The Golden Age Trilogy just last week. I highly recommend the trilogy, but caution the reader that there is a lot of exposition (it is a post-Singularity series, after all). To be honest, his fantasy is a much easier read.

Hang in there folks.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Happy Hard Hat Riot Day!!

Happy Hard Hat Riot Day!!

Well, I brought it on myself.

1. Do you outline?
Very rarely; seeing the guts of a story spread out for examination kills the mood.

2. Do you write straight through, or do you sometimes tackle the scenes out of order?
Usually straight through, although I have seen the ending of a story before the middle congealed out of random brain-flatulence.

3. Do you prefer writing with a pen or using a computer?
By computer--my penmanship is atrocious.

4.Do you prefer writing in first person or third?
First person. I have yet been able to properly capture the scene from outside the protagonist's p.o.v.

5. Do you listen to music while you write?
Very often. I'm a fan of the Chemical Brothers and the Crystal Method, and John Scalzi has made me an addict of the band Muse.

6. How do you come up with the perfect names for your characters?
A combination of word-play and names plucked from the phone directory. For example, the protagonist of TSOJIW is named John Littleton, which is word-play on his height (5' 9").

7. When you're writing, do you ever imagine your story as a television show or movie?
Often. I usually see scenes play out in my head before I ever write then down.

8. Have you ever had a character insist on doing something you really didn't want him/her to do?
No. To be honest, I'd be pleasantly surprised if they did.

9. Do you know how a book is going to end when you start it?
Sometimes, but not often.

10. Where do you write?
Anywhere I have peace and quiet, and a flat surface.

11. What do you do when you get writer's block?
Grouse, grumble and worry.

12. What size increments do you write in (either in terms of wordcount, or as a percentage of the fic as a whole)?
I try for a steady 500 words per day, but I often fall short.

13. How many different drafts did you write for your last project?
Just two, and I should have done more.

14. Have you ever changed a character's name midway through a draft?
No, but I have done so when outlining.

15. Do you let anyone read your story while you're working on it, or do you wait until you've completed a draft before letting someone else see it?
No. 2nd or 3rd drafts are for review and/or critique.

16. What do you do to celebrate when you finish a draft?
I'll celebrate when I'm published. Anything else is an extravagance unearned.

17. One project at a time, or multiple projects at once?
One at a time. Ideas get written in the margin or on a piece of scrap paper, and transcribed later.

18. Do your stories grow or shrink in revision?
They grow. Editing is harsh work, but it has to be done.

19. Do you have any writing or critique partners?
No. I do it all solo.

20. Do you prefer drafting or revising?
Drafting. Revising is hard.