Dive Bomber Attack

What is it about a new car that attracts birds to shit on them?

*Sigh*

I miss the hawks that used to circle my end of the neighborhood; ever since the crows drove them off, I've noticed lots more bird plop on the cars around my condo. I keep a bottle of Windex and a roll of paper towels in the car all the time--I have to wipe off the crap every morning. The hawks kept the bird population in check, and without them its an avian crapfest around here.

Speaking of wanton bowel movements, what in the world motivates someone to excrete in public? During the Celtics victory parade, we had both men and women using the Plaza as an open latrine. Seriously--WTF? If this is a society without shame, then I'm of the opinion that a little puritanism might be a good thing. I doubt that the pinnacle of feminism is a woman squatting in public--I expect that sort of behavior from men.

(Great, now I sound like a crotchety old man.)